🏆 The End
Now go outside
🥇 Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
🥇 Essense of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
🥇 Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
🥇 Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
🥇 Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
🥇 But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
🥇 Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
🥈 Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
🥈 Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
🥈 Spongliform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
🥈 Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
🥈 Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
🥈 Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
🥈 A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
🥈 DJ Polyblank
Scratch two compact disc records
🥉 Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
🥉 Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
🥉 Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
🥉 Long Distance Charges
Explore the rotary phone menu options
🥉 Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
🥉 Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
🥉 Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
🥉 Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
🥉 Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool