🏆 Conqueror
You got every other trophy. Congratulations!
🥇 Supreme Jerk
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
🥈 Rookie
You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
🥈 Wastelander
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
🥈 Ranger
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
🥈 Steeltown Defiant
You defended Steeltown from the gangs of the plains.
🥈 Kumbaya
Re-united the Nucleists and Primordialists.
🥉 On Your Own
Your commanding officer was killed in action. It's your mission now.
🥉 No-Show
You never made it to Colorado Springs.
🥉 The New Law
You established a new Ranger HQ in Colorado.
🥉 Won One for the Gipper
You overwrote Valor Buchanan's mind with God-President Reagan.
🥉 Stolen Valor
You arrested Valor Buchanan.
🥉 Valor's End
You killed Valor Buchanan.
🥉 Victory Over Victory
You killed Victory Buchanan.
🥉 Caged Psycho
You arrested Victory Buchanan.
🥉 Give Me Liberty, Or...
You killed Liberty Buchanan.
🥉 Un-Lib-erated
You arrested Liberty Buchanan.
🥉 New Colorado Order
You deposed the Patriarch and liberated Colorado from his rule.
🥉 Dead Red
You defeated Angela Deth and stopped a coup.
🥉 November Reigns
Team November and the Rangers have taken over Colorado.
🥉 Morningstar
You answered Morningstar's call and gave him a new home.
🥉 Bunker Buster
You set off Morningstar's self-destruct mechanism.
🥉 Hoon Hero
You dealt with Erastus Dorsey before he could harm the Hoon family.
🥉 The Needs of the Many
You saved the shipment of power armor from the Scar Collectors.
🥉 No Time For Distractions
You allowed the Hoons to be murdered and the power armor to be stolen.
🥉 The Marshal
You recruited Darius Kwon.
🥉 The Gunslinger
You recruited Lucia Wesson.
🥉 The Warlord
You recruited Ironclad Cordite.
🥉 The Psychopath
You recruited Victory Buchanan.
🥉 The Scientist
You recruited Pizepi Joren.
🥉 The Hobo
You recruited Scotchmo.
🥉 The Hard-Head
You recruited Fish-Lips.
🥉 Book Learnin'
You found every lore book in the game.
🥉 Heads Up!
You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.
🥉 Tricked Out
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
🥉 Mastery
You reached level 25.
🥉 Oops
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
🥉 Boomstick
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
🥉 Wasteland Reaper
You killed every living thing in Downtown Colorado Springs.
🥉 Fire it Up
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
🥉 Gooification
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
🥉 Cold Reception
You shattered a frozen enemy.
🥉 Badda Bing
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
🥉 Mod Master
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
🥉 Body Builder
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
🥉 I, Human
You convinced the Machine Commune that humans can be trusted.
🥉 Everyone Lives
You saved all the hostages in Aspen.
🥉 Pre-Apocalyptic Tourist
You sat through Quarex' entire museum tour.
🥉 Quid Agit?!
You found the Provost.
🥉 Bawk!
You assembled Poultron.
🥉 Toaster Expert
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
🥉 Illuminati
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
🥉 A New Home
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
🥉 Expedition
You discovered every location on the World Map.
🥉 Back in the Sack
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
🥉 What's In This Thing?
You ate a Clown Burger.
🥉 Double the Fun
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
🥉 Menagerie
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
🥉 My Pretties
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
🥉 Roadkill
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
🥉 Chop Shop Champ
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
🥉 Scorpitron Slayer
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
🥉 Answering Machine
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
🥉 Restraint
You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
🥉 Fixer Upper
You found the Kodiak.
🥉 CEO
You resolved the conflict in Steeltown, leaving Markham in charge.
🥉 Workers United
You resolved the conflict in Steeltown, leaving Crow in charge.
🥉 Blue’s Back
You welcomed Blue back to Steeltown.
🥉 Expert Nut Handler
You toggled a nut back and forth 10 times.
🥉 Oh Hey, Bros
You found the strange mushroom shack.
🥉 Ryan Shame
You wiped out the Ryan family line.
🥉 Perfect Pacifist
You settled Steeltown’s problems without killing any workers or Ghost Gang members.
🥉 Killing Machine
You settled Steeltown’s problems without using a disruption weapon to knock an enemy out.
🥉 Heady
You used Secret Head for its intended purpose.
🥉 You Had One Job
You tricked Keith into getting roasted by the fire jets.
🥉 All in the Family
You listened to all of Archie and Edith’s shows.
🥉 God Killer
Shut off the Holy Detonation.
🥉 Lightning In a Bottle
Re-routed power from the Holy Detonation to Colorado Springs.
🥉 Super Secret Sabotage Sauce
Made 1000 Island Dressing and used it to sabotage the Particle Accelerator.
🥉 Candy!
Fed the Night Terror until it fell asleep.
🥉 No Bezoar Left Behind
Freed Father Bezoar from captivity.
🥉 Necessary Evil
Killed or Mutated Father Bezoar.
🥉 Clone 2: Genetic Boogaloo
Created an Uber Clone or the Flesh Prince using Irv’s Cloner.
🥉 Like, Totally Shroomin' Out, Man
Consumed every type of irradiated mushroom.
🥉 Flawless Espionage
Managed to unlock Bezoar's laser wall without being detected.
🥉 K.E.G. Tapper
Solved the K.E.G. puzzle.
🥉 Living Night Light
A Ranger reached 10 stacks of Holy Radiation.