🥇 Thanks For Your Retention
You have been retained. Did it make you feel?
🥉 Impressive!
You solved the first puzzle. Pride is not the word.
🥉 Played The Demo?
You've seen this one before haven't you. Come on, be honest!
🥉 I, The Test Subject...
You signed the contract. Now there's a paper trail at least.
🥉 Smarter Than A Toaster
You won the battle against a simple piece of technology.
🥉 Stanza Delivered
You found the hidden depths in 4 lines of meaningless verse
🥉 Test Your Meta
You took an out-of-body experience, and spent it in a toy car
🥉 Insecurity Cameras
You learned the true value of CCTV voyeurism
🥉 Waves & Signals
You picked up on all sorts of signals and exploited them
🥉 You Built A Cube
You built a cube
🥉 Smileyface
You are unbearably positive
🥉 You're a Machine!
You humiliated a machine in record time. Well done.
🥉 Pointless Behaviour
What did you think you'd achieve calling for help? Help?
🥉 Trophy
You liked the trophy. We thought you might like to keep it.
🥉 Rude Word
You elevated yourself above the filth and took us literally. Bravo!
🥉 Hidden Secretions
You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.