🏆 Trophy Achiever
get all the trophies in the game
🥇 Mad Hatter
Unlock all power hats
🥇 Can't Touch This
Beat normal or hard world without dying
🥇 Is This Really Possible?
Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present
🥈 Flying Present Ultimate Master
Collect all of the locked presents
🥈 Lord of the HFZ
Reach the end of the HyperFunk Zone
🥈 Gotta Get 'em All
Pop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game
🥈 Pacifist Victory
Beat normal or hard mode without popping a single Earthling
🥈 The Worst Possible Luck
Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20
🥉 Flying Present Catcher
Collect a locked present
🥉 Thrill Seeker
Open unidentified presents 15 or more times in one game
🥉 Hate that Randomizer
Open the Major Randomizer or Baby Randomizer 3 times in one game
🥉 Totally Bummed Again
Open the Total Bummer twice in one game
🥉 Truly Evil
Send an identified bad present to another player
🥉 I'm a Total Saint
Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game
🥉 Boom Box Baby
Use The Boom Box 4 times in one game
🥉 Hi Fiver
Hi Five another player 3 times in one game
🥉 Fall Fest
Fall off current level 5 times in one game
🥉 Struck by Love
Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game
🥉 Old School Jammin
Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl
🥉 HFZ Goober
Hit and leave through the very first exit in the Hyper Funk Zone
🥉 Ridiculoulsy Generous
Give a life to another player 3 times in one game
🥉 Fool Me Twice
Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game
🥉 Harsh Love
Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them
🥉 Wakey Wakey
Make other player wake up by shouting at them
🥉 I Can't Believe I've Done This
Get a game over before level 3
🥉 Map Explorer
Uncover all the map tiles for 3 levels in one game
🥉 Piece o' Cake
Complete a fixed world game
🥉 Made It Through
Complete a random world game
🥉 Teamwork Rules
Complete the game with a friend
🥉 Level Diver
Get to hot tub island
🥉 Feet on Funkotron
Get to secret Funkotron Level via a secret doorway
🥉 Nine Funkotronians
Play as each of the playable characters
🥉 Rhythm Star
Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching
🥉 99 Problems (but a buck ain't one)
Have at least 99 bucks
🥉 Sunflower Master
Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling
🥉 Broken Present Risk Taker
Successfully open 10 broken presents in one game
🥉 Why Do I Keep Doing That?
Have 10 broken presents blow up on you in one game
🥉 Boom Box Wipeout
Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox in one game
🥉 Gimme My Presents Back!
Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents
🥉 Food Taster
Eat every type of food in one game
🥉 A Timely Splash
Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water
🥉 Backer Visitor
Visit a backer character
🥉 Cleaning Out Santa's Sack
Catch Santa 3 times in one game
🥉 Elf Chaser
Catch 5 elves in one game
🥉 Beaten by a Little Girl
Get killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy
🥉 Hey, You Did It!
Complete hard world
🥉 Found All The Backers!
Visit every backer character
🥉 FunkLord Power
Reach the rank of FunkLord