🏆 Excellent Job Following Directions
Obtain all other trophies.
🥇 Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
🥇 Beat The Game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
🥇 Test Trophy Please Ignore
Test trophy description! Replace this!
🥇 Welcome Back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
🥇 You Can't Jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
🥇 Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
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🥇 Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
🥇 Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
🥇 Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
🥇 Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.