🏆 Platinum!
Collect All The Trophies
🥇 Simply Stupendous!
Finish the game on Unfriendly with an S rank.
🥇 Final Mystery
Later is now.
🥈 War Hero
Finish the game on Veteran difficulty or harder.
🥈 Commando
Finish the game on Unfriendly difficulty.
🥈 Honor Roll
Finish the game with an S rank.
🥈 Somewhat Impressive!
Finish the game on Normal or harder with an S rank.
🥈 Slightly Staggering!
Finish the game on Survival or harder with an S rank.
🥈 Soundly Shocking!
Finish the game on Veteran or harder with an S rank.
🥈 Streamlined
Finish the game without opening the tool chest.
🥈 Reckless
Finish the game without saving.
🥈 Simplicity
Finish the game with only the Stenographer.
🥈 Survivor
Finish the game without healing.
🥈 Sugar Rush
Reach a max speed of 50MPH
🥈 It Doesn't Work
Waste 20 rounds on Pearl.
🥈 Treasure Hunt
Gain access to Stage 5
🥈 Looking in the Mirror
Gordon helped Pearl.
🥈 A Purging Tide
Gordon helped Ray.
🥈 A Star of Light
Gordon helped Gobblette.
🥈 A Dog's Best Friend
Gordon helped the dogs.
🥉 Basic Training
Finish the game on Normal difficulty or harder.
🥉 First Mission
Finish the game on Survival difficulty or harder.
🥉 Passing Grade
Finish the game with a B rank or higher.
🥉 A Student
Finish the game with an A rank or higher.
🥉 Tapeless
Finish the game without using any duct tape.
🥉 Hospitality
Find Ricky's snackeroos.
🥉 Cheater's Reward
Play with all cheats active.
🥉 Mercy
Escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood without defeating the boss.
🥉 Resurrection
Defeat the boss and escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood.
🥉 A Breath of Fresh Air
Make your way out of the offices.
🥉 The Trusty Wrench
Find the pipe wrench.
🥉 Learn Your ABCs
Find the Stenographer.
🥉 Loquacious
Find the Novelist.
🥉 A Powerful Point
Find some Punctuations.
🥉 Pure Rhetorical Power
Find the Conclusion.
🥉 Music for Four Hands
Gordon helped Arnold.
🥉 Scratched
Find a cheat tape.
🥉 Worn Out
Find five cheat tapes.
🥉 Morning
A new day dawns.
🥉 One More Season
Gordon helped the show come back.
🥉 Canceled Yet Again
Gordon rejected Ricky's offer.
🥉 Unfinished Work
Gordon left work early.
🥉 Neighborhorde Veteran
Unlocked all Neighborhorde stages.
🥉 Neighborhorde Family
Unlocked all Neighborhorde characters.