🏆 Platinum Sam
Unlock all trophies.
🥇 Serious Sam
Beat the game on any difficulty.
🥈 Bullseye
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
🥈 Tear 'n' Rip
Melee a big enemy.
🥈 Atomic Wedgie
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
🥈 Say Hello To My Mini Friend
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
🥈 No Surrender
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
🥉 Regression
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
🥉 Ecclesiastical Extraction
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
🥉 Roman Holiday
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
🥉 Volcano Antagonizer
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
🥉 Hot Hot Hot
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
🥉 All Roads Lead To Rome
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
🥉 Are You Not Entertained?
Party like it's 199.
🥉 La Nonna é Mobile
Meet a powerful granny.
🥉 Holy Driver
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
🥉 Harvest Noon
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
🥉 See Carcassonne And Die
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
🥉 The Informant?
What if you could talk to the monsters?
🥉 Class Reunion
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
🥉 The Last Human
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
🥉 Oil's Well That Ends Well
Escape the Oil Rig.
🥉 From Earth With Love
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
🥉 Get Serious
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
🥉 Oh, Shut Up
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
🥉 Max Pain
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
🥉 Heads Up!
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
🥉 Pow Pow!
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
🥉 Megabarf
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
🥉 Spinal Tap
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
🥉 All Kleer
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
🥉 Enemy of My Enemy
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
🥉 Harvest Festival
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
🥉 Spread the Joy
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
🥉 This Seems Safe
Unlock a S.A.M.
🥉 Veni Vidi Witchy
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
🥉 Quadruple the Gun
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
🥉 Dismemberfest
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
🥉 The Spirit of Roma
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
🥉 Cultist Stimulator
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
🥉 For the Cause
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
🥉 That Belongs In A Museum
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
🥉 That Burning Sensation
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
🥉 Hard Science Fiction
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
🥉 Signature Move
Sign Secchi's rifle.
🥉 You Have Been Wormed
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
🥉 Where's That Girl
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
🥉 Mushroom Surprise
Find out what happened to the English airman.
🥉 Southern Gentleman
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
🥉 Fulbert le Fou
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
🥉 Serious Art
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
🥉 The French Achievement
Achievement is your middle name.
🥉 Classic Hero Stuff
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
🥉 Quality Time
Go on a date with Hellfire.
🥉 Brass Lantern
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.