🏆 Official Groupie
Give in to your inner completionist
🥇 The Baddest Bad Guy
Kill the Wizard + Get the Amulet = Profit
🥇 Full Closet
Fill out your wardrobe
🥇 Disk Jockey
Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.
🥇 You've Got A Problem, Man
Collect every single crow skull in the world
🥈 Skull Finder
Collect all crow skulls in the fields
🥈 Fashion Victim
Buy a new outfit!
🥈 Curse of the Scarecrow
Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows
🥈 Boogie-Man Wonderland
Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
🥈 Ghostbuster
Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines
🥈 Skull Hobbyist
Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines
🥈 Cruel Tea
Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner
🥈 Skull Collector
Collect all crow skulls in the swamp
🥈 The Bigger They Are...
Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)
🥈 Hunger Killer
Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)
🥈 Skull Fanatic
Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard
🥈 Skull Obsessive
Collect all crow skulls in the North
🥉 Brand New Body
Finish the tutorial
🥉 Skull Breaker
Send a monster back to the grave
🥉 Shovel Face
Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel
🥉 Prying Eyes
Pick up a crow skull
🥉 Crash Boo-ndicoot
Smashing some crates with your head might solve the barn's puzzle..
🥉 License to Drive
Pass your abandoned minecart driving test
🥉 Bomberman
Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses
🥉 Ghost Rider
Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end
🥉 De-Composer
Make some magic mushroom music!
🥉 Formula Ugh
Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts
🥉 Whack-a-Mole
Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)
🥉 Skull Aficionado
Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown
🥉 High Flyer
Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle
🥉 Ain't no rest for the wicked
Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard
🥉 You'll Float, Too
Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain
🥉 The Worst Achievement Possible
Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List