🏆 G.O.A.T
Unlock all the trophies
🥇 Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
🥇 Don't touch the servers
You touched the servers
🥇 Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
🥈 A Center for Ants?
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
🥈 Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
🥈 [REDACTED]
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
🥈 Move! That! Bus!
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
🥈 Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
Sit through the entire yoga session
🥈 Black Market
Find the shady merchant
🥈 Car Cave
Find the secret garage
🥈 Club Mohair
Enter the super secret container rave
🥈 San Angora: Become Human
Unlock the Capra Erectus
🥈 Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
🥈 Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
🥉 I Watched the Intro
Sit through the intro
🥉 Nasty!
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
🥉 What a Waste of Money
Buy the Gators shoes
🥉 Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
🥉 Streaking
Run naked on the football field
🥉 Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
🥉 401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
🥉 Where is It?
Find That clown
🥉 Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
🥉 Cannibanana
Lick a banana as an Abominana
🥉 Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
🥉 You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
🥉 French Fika
Lick the croissant
🥉 Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
🥉 Into the Matrix
Find the trainstation
🥉 Forgotten Sorority
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
🥉 Welcome to Earth
Start the Alien invasion
🥉 Private Club
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
🥉 Rogue Guild
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
🥉 Covert Consortium
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
🥉 Secret Society
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
🥉 Shadow Syndicate
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
🥉 Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
🥉 New Goat Order
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
🥉 It's All a Simulation
What a cop-out
🥉 Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
🥉 Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
🥉 Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
🥉 You Gotta Licket to Ride
Lick the flying train
🥉 Hell of a Ride
Take a ride on Charons boat
🥉 I Love History
Sit through the whole history documentary
🥉 So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
🥉 This Took Half My Life
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
🥉 You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
Find the Deep Stone
🥉 Goat Got Brains
Find the Knowledge Stone
🥉 Appliance in Disguise
Find the Space Stone
🥉 Gastroscopy
Find the Kidney Stone
🥉 Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
🥉 Dr. Pheelsgood
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
🥉 Vault 55
Open the Vault
🥉 Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
🥉 Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
🥉 Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
🥉 Daredevil of the Wasteland
Jump off all Ramps
🥉 Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
🥉 Crash Course
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
🥉 Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
🥉 Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
🥉 Dude, where's my square car?
Drive a compacted vehicle