🏆 This Pattern is Mine
You got them all. You got them all.
🥇 Tea Leaf
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
🥇 Wrong Number
Spent time waiting for a call
🥇 The End
Completed the game
🥇 Completionist
Triggered all of the story in the game
🥇 Graffiti Artist
Found all the Chads
🥇 Bibliophile
Read all of the Bittern books
🥇 Radio Enthusiast
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
🥇 Lost
Read all of the You Are Here maps
🥈 Howard's Train
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
🥈 Trainspotter
Noted all of the train numbers
🥈 Perpetual Motion
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
🥈 Moonwalker
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
🥈 Backtracker
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
🥈 Open Ended
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
🥉 Hypochondriac
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
🥉 Ready Meal
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
🥉 Last Orders
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
🥉 Passive Observer
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all