🏆 One Trophy to Rule Them All!
You did it! You collected every dang trophy in this game! Your reward? Another trophy of course! But this time a big shiny Platinum one!
🥇 CONGRATULATIONS!
Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
🥇 Lumpy Cum Laude
Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds and get a new diploma in Graduation! If you've earned 10, the game is broken.
🥈 The Extra Inch Award
You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.
🥈 Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know
Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
🥈 Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"
Earn an A in Bombs Away
🥈 Voyage of the DANG!
Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain
🥈 Act I, Player 0
Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses and enter Park 2. Also, look up "traunch."
🥈 Most Valuable Fizzer
Earn an A in Fizzball
🥈 Bunts Are For Losers
You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.
🥈 A Clue? Gesundheit!
Earn an A in Get a Clue
🥈 Love Machine
Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love
🥈 Clean Up in Aisle 666
Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.
🥈 Act II - The Actening
Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses and enter Park 3. Now might be a good time to rehydrate.
🥈 Grandmaster Splash
Earn an A in Sky Patrol
🥈 Hoverachiever
Earn an A in the No Fun House
🥈 Whisper Winner
You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply these skills to many situations, like, um ...
🥈 Pomp and Aquabears
Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
🥈 Takin' it Queasy
Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
🥈 The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master
Definitively put an end to the menace of Captain Aquabear... for now.
🥈 Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?
Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Captain Aquabear. You sadist.
🥉 You Should See the Tequila Bottle
You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.
🥉 Putting a Lid on Crime
You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.
🥉 Office Intern
You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
🥉 Dial M For Murder Hornets
Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
🥉 This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You
Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things
🥉 It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujah?)
Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.
🥉 Not Entirely Pointless
Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out trophies.
🥉 Helium Hoarder
Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.
🥉 Neutron Neutralizer
Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
🥉 Nacho Dust Buster
Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.
🥉 High Anxiety
Collect all balloons and rings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.
🥉 Rat Whacker
Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
🥉 Streak Freak
You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.
🥉 Shotgun!
Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.
🥉 Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit
Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
🥉 Taste the Prismatic Projection
Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
🥉 From Hell's Spleen
Shoot Captain Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.