🥇 OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES
when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.
🥇 SETUP
breakout success
🥇 IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...
gladitorial rules
🥇 PUNCHLINE
a cruel answer
🥇 A young girl plays a song
For all the days we've had, and all the days we will
🥉 SOUND CHECK
everything is normal
🥉 THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER
local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one
🥉 I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE
okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue
🥉 IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME
nostalgia. bitters. demerara.
🥉 FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS
no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping
🥉 Be nice.
Be NICE.
🥉 MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true
🥉 A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW
Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors
🥉 SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?
honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that
🥉 THE STUFF HAVER
look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these
🥉 WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON
this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design
🥉 LET'S GO FOR SIX
you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times
🥉 I am so proud of you!
though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!
🥉 PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT
combo unbreaker
🥉 ARCADE FLAWLESS
people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself
🥉 DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN
You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"
🥉 I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS
You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now
🥉 CRITICAL BASS THEORY
YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.
🥉 I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game
there are actually many rhythm games
🥉 :(
this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough
🥉 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law
🥉 OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.
it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game
🥉 AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED
if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you
🥉 ONE MORE BEGINNING
lost family found
🥉 ONE VERY FULL COMBO
technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that
🥉 ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS
until next time.
🥉 STAR...t
You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements
🥉 IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME
"'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake
🥉 [white label]
remarked
🥉 I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS
okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."
🥉 WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
sewer? i hardly kn
🥉 Yes, there's release timing.
Sorry.
🥉 AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE
past the morning every day
🥉 please change your offset
either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose
🥉 ROPE BURN
This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game
🥉 STALLING.
I thought I'd think she'd be taller.
🥉 DEAD BALL
Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.