🏆 Slayer of Meat
Earn every other Trophy in the game.
🥇 Reversal of Fate
Complete every level in the game with the "Sasha" Skin.
🥇 Iron Blooded
Defeat the Iron Meat on "Moon Base" on any difficulty.
🥇 Always on the Move
Finish a level without remaining idle for a total of 1 minute.
🥇 Right of Passage
Defeat Yuri Markov without jumping to any of the left side bodies.
🥇 To Fight Another Day
Beat the game on any difficulty.
🥈 You Crazy Fool!
You fail to escape the collapsing Moon Base.
🥈 Destruction of Property
Defeat the Monster House on "City" after destroying all four Meat Generators.
🥈 Lunar Conqueror
Complete "Moon" on any difficulty.
🥈 Keeping it Polished
Defeat the three Meat Bulbs on "Tower" without getting hit by a yellow light pillar.
🥈 Concentrate Your Fire!
Defeat the Monster House on "City" without destroying more than one Meat Generator.
🥈 Eye See You!
Defeat the Meat Prophet on "Moon" without destroying any of the eyeball turrets.
🥈 The Results of My Training
Complete "Tower" on Normal or higher difficulty without losing a single life.
🥈 Lend Me Your Strength!
Finish "Forest" without letting any friendly items from allies touch the ground.
🥈 Just Walking My Dog
Complete "City" within 10 minutes on Hard difficulty.
🥈 Lunar Olympics
Escape the collapsing Moon Base within 40 seconds.
🥉 Strolling Through the Forest
Complete "Forest" on any difficulty.
🥉 Lights OUT!
Destroy every letter on the "LEVEL CLEAR" sign.
🥉 Ascension to Madness
Complete "Tower" on any difficulty.
🥉 Package is Secure
Complete "Train" without destroying any boxes.
🥉 Unwelcome Passengers
Complete "Train" on any difficulty.
🥉 Based
Complete "Base" on any difficulty.
🥉 Saboteurs Fly Free
Complete "Sky" on any difficulty.
🥉 Check My Credentials
Reach the maximum Rank.
🥉 Swimming in Fire
Complete "City" on any difficulty.
🥉 Through the Gate
Complete "Skyscraper" on any difficulty.
🥉 Questionable Allegiance
Complete "Forest" without destroying any Meat turrets.
🥉 And Stay Out!
Destroy all the doors on "Tower".
🥉 Unsanitary Conditions
Destroy a full Meat Chain on "Tower".
🥉 Quickdraw
On "City", destroy the first Meat Car without letting a Sniper shoot.
🥉 Longing for Home
Remain idle for 1 minute on "Moon" with Earth visible in the background.
🥉 The Last Man on the Moon
Escape the Moon Base as it's exploding.
🥉 Anyway, I Started Blastin'
Take the first shot in the game.
🥉 ...Why?
Destroy all the engines on the airship. (Are you not afraid to fall?)
🥉 I'll Be Back
Get to the "Game Over" screen for the first time. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.