🏆 Ruler of Earth
Unlock all other trophies.
🥇 Probe-ation Officer
Collect all Probes.
🥇 Impeached
Complete "Attack of the 50 Ft. President!"
🥇 Alien Overlord
Achieve 100% completion.
🥈 Sun, Surf & Probes
Collect all Probes in Santa Modesta.
🥈 Saturday Evening Probe
Collect all Probes in Rockwell.
🥈 Down-Home Country Probing
Collect all Probes in Turnipseed Farm.
🥈 A Conspiracy of Probes
Collect all Probes in Area-42.
🥈 Probe Town, USA
Collect all Probes in Union Town.
🥈 Probes With a Capitol P
Collect all Probes in Capitol City.
🥈 This Ridiculous War
Complete "Armiquist vs. the Furons!"
🥈 Gray Matters
Collect a total of 50,000 DNA without using the Mmm… Brains! Cheat.
🥈 There's the Beef
Tip 100 cows.
🥈 Terror From Beyond the Stars!
Kill a total of 1,000 humans.
🥈 Trail of Wreckage
Destroy 500 vehicles.
🥈 Identity Thief
Assume 40 identities.
🥈 Food for Thought
Extract 250 brains from living humans.
🥈 Term Limited
Assassinate 50 politicians.
🥈 Alien Conqueror vs. Robot Soldier!
Destroy 50 robots.
🥉 The Tyrant of Turnipseed
Complete all side missions in Turnipseed Farm.
🥉 Rocked Well
Complete all side missions in Rockwell.
🥉 Modestly Successful
Complete all side missions in Santa Modesta.
🥉 Area 86ed
Complete all side missions in Area 42.
🥉 A Much Less Perfect Union
Complete all side missions in Union Town.
🥉 Kicking Government In the Seat
Complete all side missions in Capitol City.
🥉 First Contact
Complete "Destination Earth!"
🥉 Eminence Grise
Complete "Citizen Crypto."
🥉 Mars Needs Information
Complete "The Island Suburbia."
🥉 We're Doing It Live
Complete "Suburb of the Damned."
🥉 Bombing Run
Complete "Duck and Cover!"
🥉 Power Trip
Complete a side mission with the Bulletproof Crypto code enabled.
🥉 Ride the Lightning
Fully upgrade the Zap-O-Matic.
🥉 Dust in the Wind
Fully upgrade the Disintegrator Ray.
🥉 Earth-Shattering Kaboom
Fully upgrade the Ion Detonator.
🥉 Mind Over Matter
Fully upgrade Psychokinesis.
🥉 Danger: Death Ray
Fully upgrade the saucer's Death Ray.
🥉 Mind Over Antimatter
Fully upgrade the saucer's Sonic Boom.
🥉 Now You Learn to Love the Bomb
Fully upgrade the saucer's Quantum Deconstructor.