🥇 Houston, We Have Perfection
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.
🥈 Master collector
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
🥈 My buddy and me
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
🥈 Score
Reach 500,000 points.
🥈 Come On Down!
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
🥉 Your Life For Mine
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
🥉 Stick That In Your Archive
Complete the game in single player mode.
🥉 Half Way There
Complete half the game.
🥉 Its Aboot Time
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.
🥉 Lights out
Defeat the level 2 boss "Old Berney" without losing a life.
🥉 Smooth sailing
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.
🥉 With honor
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"