🏆 You did everything you possibly could.
Get all the trophies.
🥇 If life were only like this.
Clear the first stage.
🥇 Life moves pretty fast.
Clear the second stage.
🥇 Welcome to the middle of the game.
Clear the third stage.
🥇 New word for the day.
Clear the fourth stage.
🥇 It's over. Go home.
Complete game with first ending.
🥇 You've came back there.
Complete game with second ending.
🥇 How do we arm first?
Get the pipewrench.
🥇 Looking for really big gun.
Get the shotgun.
🥇 Kids playing with guns.
Get the pistol.
🥇 Did I play video games because I was miserable?
Get the flashlight.
🥇 The fourth dimension wall.
Collect Dr. Randell newsclips.
🥈 Are you still here?
Clear the opening sequence.