🥇 King of PAIN
Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid
🥇 Affliction Addiction
Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown
🥇 Gettin’ Hoff
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
🥇 Sore Spotting
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
🥇 Zoom Raider
Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)
🥇 Tub Girl
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village
🥈 Rodeo Clown
Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
🥈 Harder Dick's Balls
Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene
🥈 Trill
Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo
🥈 2 Mill Club
Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
🥈 Ninja pwn
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode
🥈 Buzzmonkey
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
🥈 Secret Santa
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
🥈 Handy-Capped
Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing
🥈 Potty Time
Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian
🥈 Monkey-On-Monkey
Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov
🥈 Snow Blown
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run
🥈 Ice Breaker
Break all the ice blocks in one run
🥉 Dude Abides
Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
🥉 D-Town Destruction
Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
🥉 PAIN in the Park
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours
🥉 Combo Mambo
Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
🥉 Horsin' a Clown
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
🥉 Glutton
Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"
🥉 Constipated
100th Strike
🥉 PAIN and Mane
Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse
🥉 Attention Spam
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
🥉 Grenade-A-Maid
Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character
🥉 Helmet PI
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
🥉 Camera Boom
Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
🥉 Glass Lass
Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
🥉 Blockbuster
Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
🥉 Lo Touch
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
🥉 Everyone's a Winner
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
🥉 It's Full Of Cars
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
🥉 Bone Smoker
Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times
🥉 Butter Mousetrap
Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground
🥉 MILF All Knight Long
Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting
🥉 Snow Ride
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village
🥉 Santa's Package
Bomb Granny with a Throw Present
🥉 12 Days of Crispness
Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives