🏆 Beyond Perfection
Obtain all trophies
🥇 Lobster Blisque
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
🥇 The Optional Mandate
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
🥈 Upgreatest
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
🥈 Kaijuiced
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
🥈 Toilet Break
Demolish a public toilet on each map
🥈 Arkvoodle Doodle
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
🥈 Transmitting From Sol-3
Phone home
🥈 Higher Than the Futen Zoku
Ascend Takoshima Tower
🥈 PK Slam Dunk
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
🥈 Against All Odds
Complete all odd jobs
🥈 Arty Facts
Collect all Alien Artifacts
🥈 Gotta Catch All the Pop Art
Collect all posters
🥈 This Is Earth Radio
Collect all songs
🥈 Ultimate Smoothie
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
🥉 Shop Til They Drop
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
🥉 Pimp My Raid
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
🥉 Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
🥉 Mash Machine
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
🥉 Hidden Human Hive Harvest
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
🥉 Perfect Probulator
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
🥉 Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
🥉 Furon Fashion
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
🥉 Earthly Pleasures
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
🥉 Dusted
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
🥉 Rock of the Bay
Invade Bay City
🥉 Lie Back and Think of Albion
Invade Albion
🥉 I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima
Invade Takoshima
🥉 The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!
Invade Tunguska
🥉 Fly Me to the Moon Base
Invade Solaris
🥉 Bodied Sattva
Destroy a tool in Bay City
🥉 Freshly Squeezed
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
🥉 Die Nasty
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
🥉 Deincarnated
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
🥉 Scuttled
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
🥉 Yettisoned
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
🥉 Cult Following
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
🥉 Forbidden Donut
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
🥉 Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
🥉 Ouch of Body Experience
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
🥉 If You Know What I Mean
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
🥉 To Russia With Love
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
🥉 Path of the Furon
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
🥉 Trans-Siberian Express
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
🥉 Steezy Down the Spine
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption