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Come at me, Tubby.

OH MY GOD! LOLOLOLOLO But seriously, bitch shoulda guarded her chin. Unless you are Anderson Silva, you never drop your hands.

Lookit them bacons

Now that's a hatred I can get behind. If you like running, just run track.

Of all the traditional sports, I think I like hockey the most because you're allowed to beat the shit out of each other. I used to watch when I was a teen, but fell out of it when I remembered that I hate sports.

Ouch.

And then you moved out and didn't take it with you, which made it mine. Take your shit with you and it doesn't get appropriated. AND I'm pretty sure mom and dad bought it for you (if daddy didn't buy it for HIMSELF and let you play it), in which case made it theirs upon your moving out and...

Wasn't that "our" Atari? Either way, she's a bitch.

I never had a gameboy color. I had the original one for a while, the brick shaped one, but I think my bitch mother sold it without asking me. She LOVES doing shit like that. After that I didn't have another gameboy until advanced, but I had one game for it and never beat it because I suck...

Never

I had a dream that SAB was trying to teabag me. Thanks to SAB for putting the frightening image of him naked in my head.

Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.

Not for me. I see hot dogs currently.

Movie: The Man Who Knew Too Little. 10/10 Fucking hilarious. This guy thinks he's doing impromptu threatre, everyone else thinks he's a really skilled hitman. Bill Murray kills it.

I like dem kitties.

But I don't WANT to make pies!!!

I created an account, I just didn't see the point of anything. I couldn't figure out how to talk to anyone and I would rather read a book or play a real video game and talk to you assholes on Live. Except for Jay, cause he's too scared to talk to me.

I TRIED! It didn't make any sense!!!!!! Start a chat on xbox and we can all talk, why do we have to make fake pies to be friends!!!!

I TRIED to add you on facebook!!! You denied me!